My name is @algrippone aka Grip. I am Washed Up. My best years are far behind me, but I will not surrender. My life was once non-washed, but now it is. I have no shame in telling you my life still FUCKING RULES and neither should you. Therefore you should buy my shirts so I don’t make a bad investment like I did on all those memecoins last year.
I also play in a band called Kissing Candice and I get to run the social media and it is like SOOO fun! Sometimes I like to get free mattresses on Twitter by abusing my verified account! Guess what! I paid FULL price, but Mentos follows me. So here’s a massive shout out to THE FRESH MAKER! Thanks for always responding to my weird late night DM’s. It’d be sick if you sent me that crate of mints I’ve been asking for, but if not… That’s OK. Due to this, you will also find high quality autographed prints of me yanking on my hair and acting super scary,
I also have a series of @ALGRIPPONE WAS HERE stickers that I slap all around the country while I am on tour. You can find them in the toilets of most dirty venues across North America. If you can’t, you can get some here so you can do my dirty work for me… or put them in a sticker book! Each order comes with one, since I love marketing and branding.
WASHED UP IS A LIFESTYLE!
Your friend,
@algrippone
AKA Grip
AKA Mike
